I am a guy. A man if you will (just to save us some time, "shut the hell up, I am too a man and your mom will testify on my behalf"). Since I am a guy I do not enjoy such things known as a "musical."
Sound of music - crap
Grease - makes me want to puke
West side story - great! *Tooth sparkle*
So I now have a new appreciation for musicals because I actually got off my ass and saw the play west side story, but that’s not what this post is about. Lately I have become very bored with life. I have felt that something is missing. Something to give life that extra bit of yellow or blue it so desperately needs. And thanks to wss I have found out what it is. Life needs more choreographed (sp) fight scenes and a music track. Here, let me prove it to you:
Scene: business court
Setup: everyone is eating lunch
I stand there, I open my yogurt, everyone is talking and having their own conversation. I take my first spoonful of yogurt. I JUMP TO MY FEET AND BURST INTO SONG!
OH YOGURT! YOU TASTE LIKE BEST! you ARE SO MUCH FRUITIER THAN THE REST!"
But then Daniel stands up, in a challenging pose. The lights dim, except for a spot light on him.
"Your yogurt is NOT better than mine! I HAVE WARNED YOU ONCE! BUT YOU CONTINUE TO CROSS THE LINE!"
The band kicks in with upbeat dance/fighting music
"OH, I AM AFRAID IT IS DANIEL. MY YOGURT IS THE YOGURT OF KINGS, NOT THE YOGURT OF PUNKS! LOOK! MINE IS CREAMIER, AND HAS LOTS OF FRUIT CHUNKS"
"THAT'S IT! YOU HAVE DISHONORED MY LUNCH! GET READY WEAK BOY! GET READY FOR MY SUPER MEGA DRAGON PUNCH!
Robby and Daniel dance around in neat fighting moves...they are now in a new position.
YOUR ATTEMPTS ARE FUTILE! YOUR PUNCHES ARE WEAK. AND MY POINT IS STARTING TO PROVE, AS YOUR LIQUIDY YOGURT IS BEGINNING TO LEAK"
He throws a punch to the sound of a cymbal crash. To which everyone gets up and starts dancing in some sort of fashionable fight sequence. Why are the bystanders fighting? If life had battle music EVERYONE would start fighting. Its basic physics. anyways.......
After several neat and mesmerizing dance moves Daniel is knocked down...his yogurt all over the floor.
"I have shammed my yogurt, but this time yours is best, but i only agree cause you have beat me at my own test. But don't get cocky Erickson! This battle wont be the last! You better watch your back in the future, cause this last fight is now in the past!"
Daniel stands up and runs off like a little girl.
See? Life is so much better if we all danced and sang more....well, maybe not better...but it would be funnier at least. Think about what parties would be like.....yikes.
dog gone it...this post sucks..