I know what some of you may be thinking. "Who's this chump posting on Daniel's website? Hey who's house is this? Did I beer bong tequila last night?" Trust me friend, I'm just as confused as you are.
So let me introduce myself. I am Robby Erickson, and like Daniel, I'm from Anchorage, Alaska. You can see me in some of the photos D has posted, but I look like a retard in all of them so lets not look at those right now. Or ever, for that matter. Unlike Daniel, I have not left Alaska. I'm still here. Its like prison, only green trees are everywhere, there's some of the highest mountains in the world to hike, bears faces to blow off with a shotgun, and fish to sportingly tear from their home in our crystal clear rivers. However, climbing mountains is for Sacajawea, I only fight bears with my bear hands and gusto, and fishing is homo-gay-sucky. Anyhoo, here in Alaska I'm a Peer Mentor at the University of Anchorage Alaska. What is a Peer Mentor? I'm not really sure, but its the reason I'm at the front desk at 6 in the morning writing on someone else website. Yeerg.
On the weekends I go to the bars and get tanked, then come back and lecture my residents on responsible drinking. I then try to make out with the good looking ones. Its an on going process, but eventually one of them will give in to my drunken charms. Or ill get fired. Both would be considered victories. During the week I attend classes in pursuit of my Graphic Design degree. I know, I laugh out loud when I say it too. But while you are writing essays, I'm making vegetable teapots out of clay (seriously, mine sucked ass too). In between classes I sit in my room and reflect on how locked in Alaska makes you feel, then I assume the fetal position and cry until I have my next class. Good times. Now by this point you may be thinking that I'm depressed and possibly suicidal, and to that I say "that's crazy. You sir are crazy. Pass me that bottle of Captain Morgan over there, the tears are welling up again."
Well, it looks to be about 6:30 now, so I'm gonna close up the desk 2 hours early and go to bed. What can I say, I'm dedicated to my job. Look for some random posts from me in the future. Mine will be the incoherent ones possibly written in the wingding font due to my level of intoxication. Enjoy
