Pokémon GO™ Ruck Yourself
Nintendo, The Pokemon Company, and Niantic just released an augmented reality mobile game that requires navigating through the real world to find and capture Pokemon (gotta catch 'em all). I, my self critical mind, and my vessel just remembered the it's-a-keg-not-a-six-pack critical mass that requires exercising in the real world to slim and reduce chubbiness (gotta fit in clothes!)
So I'm thinking I leverage the need to change my GPS coordinates (without getting banned for spoofing them) into exercise by tossing a 30 lb dumbell into a ruck sack for augmented walkabouts. Ruck sack has joined your party! The quest is to seek out and capture all 151 original pokemon. Step counts will soar, scale readings will sink, body fat will trend towards early 80s Hulk Hogan (Blond Chinese hair and skin of a hot dog). Let's see if I can spin this novelty into fitness gains and entertainment.
Get the Nitty-Gritty on the dedicated PGRY page!
Stats:
Trainer Level: 0 (Or 1? The n or n+1 conundrum. Does the dial go to 10 or 11?)
No. of Pokemon: 0
Current Weight / Starting Weight / Lbs lost per Pokemon: 233.8 lbs / 233.8 lbs / 0
Current Body Fat / Starting Body Fat: 27.7% / 27.7%
Cumulative Miles Walked: 0.0
Does my head look too big for my body?
