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Scientists discover atomic element 117 in home brew beer

Feb 20

Feb 20 Scientists discover atomic element 117 in home brew beer

http://mustangnews.net/scientistsdiscoveratomicelementinhomebrewbeer/

Misprinted card reveals true origin of Valentine's Day

Feb 13

Feb 13 Misprinted card reveals true origin of Valentine's Day

Addicted gambler insists he's good for it

Feb 6

Feb 6 Addicted gambler insists he's good for it

Income surpluses in wake of California 50-cent wage increase

Jan 30

Jan 30 Income surpluses in wake of California 50-cent wage increase

Detroit Lions to play Oakland Raiders in "StuporBowl"

Jan 23

Jan 23 Detroit Lions to play Oakland Raiders in "StuporBowl"

Upstart airline winning public favor with gimmicks and new policy

Jan 16

Jan 16 Upstart airline winning public favor with gimmicks and new policy

Obese man makes New Year's Resolution: eat more, exercise less

Jan 9

Jan 9 Obese man makes New Year's Resolution: eat more, exercise less

Risk Green Army empire nears world domination

Dec 6

Dec 6 Risk Green Army empire nears world domination

Textbook prices to increase 237 percent

Nov 28

Nov 28 Textbook prices to increase 237 percent

Point/Counterpoint: Indians vs. pilgrims

Nov 21

Nov 21 Point/Counterpoint: Indians vs. pilgrims

Bull's Tavern Bull Sweat replaced

Nov 14

Nov 14 Bull's Tavern Bull Sweat replaced

Musty the Mustang caught betting on opposing teams

Nov 7

Nov 7 Musty the Mustang caught betting on opposing teams

Homeowner concerned neighbor's jack-o-lanterns will remain for months

Oct 31

Oct 31 Homeowner concerned neighbor's jack-o-lanterns will remain for months

Point/Counterpoint: Robert E. Kennedy Library vs. You

Oct 24

Oct 24 Point/Counterpoint: Robert E. Kennedy Library vs. You

'Bike Police' fine biker in violation of No Bike Zones

Oct 17

Oct 17 'Bike Police' fine biker in violation of No Bike Zones

Deemed Unsafe by City Council, Student's Homemade Doghouse Condemned

Oct 10

Oct 10 Deemed Unsafe by City Council, Student's Homemade Doghouse Condemned

What a kick to the balls

Jun 1

Jun 1 What a kick to the balls

The Sirens of Summer

May 25

May 25 The Sirens of Summer

Daniel Sexplains it All

Hating homosexuals is the red flag of imbecility

May 18

May 18 Hating homosexuals is the red flag of imbecility

Daniel Sexplains it All

The Vibrator through time

May 11

May 11 The Vibrator through time

Daniel Sexplains it All