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A Condensed History of JELL-O Instant Gelatin

May 8

May 8 A Condensed History of JELL-O Instant Gelatin

Point/Counterpoint: The PetCo Fish

May 1

May 1 Point/Counterpoint: The PetCo Fish

FE/EIT examination claims social lives of thousands

Apr 24

Apr 24 FE/EIT examination claims social lives of thousands

Geo-cachers halted by camp of runaway children

Apr 17

Apr 17 Geo-cachers halted by camp of runaway children

Long Drives losing popularity to Vomiting in polls

Apr 10

Apr 10 Long Drives losing popularity to Vomiting in polls

Avila Beach sunbathers disturb public, run amuck

Apr 3

Apr 3 Avila Beach sunbathers disturb public, run amuck

Applebee's addict found huddled in grocery store aisle

Mar 13

Mar 13 Applebee's addict found huddled in grocery store aisle

March is a frustrating month for a man who knows nothing about sports

Mar 6

Mar 6 March is a frustrating month for a man who knows nothing about sports

The Cal Poly "P" fed up with conditions in workplace

Feb 27

Feb 27 The Cal Poly "P" fed up with conditions in workplace

Scientists discover atomic element 117 in home brew beer

Feb 20

Feb 20 Scientists discover atomic element 117 in home brew beer

http://mustangnews.net/scientistsdiscoveratomicelementinhomebrewbeer/

Misprinted card reveals true origin of Valentine's Day

Feb 13

Feb 13 Misprinted card reveals true origin of Valentine's Day

Addicted gambler insists he's good for it

Feb 6

Feb 6 Addicted gambler insists he's good for it

Income surpluses in wake of California 50-cent wage increase

Jan 30

Jan 30 Income surpluses in wake of California 50-cent wage increase

Detroit Lions to play Oakland Raiders in "StuporBowl"

Jan 23

Jan 23 Detroit Lions to play Oakland Raiders in "StuporBowl"

Upstart airline winning public favor with gimmicks and new policy

Jan 16

Jan 16 Upstart airline winning public favor with gimmicks and new policy

Obese man makes New Year's Resolution: eat more, exercise less

Jan 9

Jan 9 Obese man makes New Year's Resolution: eat more, exercise less

Risk Green Army empire nears world domination

Dec 6

Dec 6 Risk Green Army empire nears world domination

Textbook prices to increase 237 percent

Nov 28

Nov 28 Textbook prices to increase 237 percent

Point/Counterpoint: Indians vs. pilgrims

Nov 21

Nov 21 Point/Counterpoint: Indians vs. pilgrims

Bull's Tavern Bull Sweat replaced

Nov 14

Nov 14 Bull's Tavern Bull Sweat replaced